This thing, you know, this High imitation Rolex Submariner Green, it’s somethin’ else. Official flagship store, they say. Well, I tell ya, I seen a lot of things in my day, but this takes the cake. My grandson, he’s always on that internet thing, showin’ me pictures. He says, “Grandma, look at this!” And I say, “What in tarnation is that?”
He tells me it’s a watch. A fancy watch. A Rolex. Costs more than my old car! Can you believe that? And this one, this green one, the Submariner, he says it’s special. Special ’cause it’s green, I guess. They call it “Hulk”, seems like. My grandson, he likes that Hulk, the green fella from the picture shows. He showed me this Rolex Submariner Green on that there computer. Says it’s all the rage in the official flagship store.
Now, I ain’t no fancy lady. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout these Rolex watches. But I know what’s real and what ain’t. My old eyes can still see, ya know. And I seen a lot of fellas ’round here tryin’ to pass off junk as the real deal. They tell ya it’s gold, but it turns your finger green. That’s what this high imitation stuff is like. It looks shiny at first, but it don’t last. They say it is a good watch, but I don’t think so. I heard they don’t have any warranty.
My grandson, he’s a good boy, but he gets caught up in these things. He showed me how this Rolex Submariner, the real one, mind you, is heavy. Like, real heavy. Made of some special metal, he says. Oystersteel, they call it. Costs a fortune, that metal. And this high imitation stuff, it’s light. Like a feather. You can tell just by holdin’ it. And the size is different, I think it is 40 millimetres.
And these numbers, these… serial numbers, they call ’em. The real Rolex, it’s got these tiny numbers, all neat and tidy. Like a little secret code. You need a magnifying glass to see ’em proper. This high imitation one, the numbers are all wonky. Like a drunk fella wrote ’em on there. They are not tidy. And they feel different.
- The real Rolex, it’s smooth. Like butter.
- This fake one, it’s rough. Like sandpaper.
- The real one is heavy.
- The fake one is light.
- The real one has tidy number.
- The fake one has wonky number.
And the way it ticks, too. The real Rolex Submariner, it’s got a special tick. Smooth, like a cat purrin’. This high imitation one, it ticks all loud and clunky. Like my old rooster crowin’ in the mornin’. I don’t like that sound. It is not good.
These young folks, they think they’re so smart. They think they can fool ya with this high imitation Rolex Submariner Green. They buy it from some fella online, in some back alley official flagship store. But they ain’t foolin’ me. I seen too much in my day. I know that a fake watch is not a good watch. I know it.
You work hard for your money, you save up for somethin’ nice, you want the real deal. You don’t want some cheap knock-off that’s gonna fall apart in a week. This high imitation stuff, it’s just a waste of money. And it ain’t honest. It’s like tellin’ a lie, wearin’ that thing on your wrist.
My grandson, he means well. He wanted to show me something special. He thought I like that green Rolex Submariner. But I told him, “Son, that ain’t nothin’ but a trinket. It may look pretty, but it ain’t worth the metal it’s made of.” I told him to buy a real one, not the fake one. I told him to save his money.
So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ one of these Rolex Submariner Green watches, you better watch out. You better make sure you’re gettin’ the real deal from the real official flagship store. Don’t be fooled by these high imitation things. They ain’t worth a plugged nickel. And that’s all I gotta say about that.
These fellas tryin’ to sell ya these fake watches, they’re like them traveling salesmen that used to come through here. Sellin’ snake oil and magic potions. Promisin’ you the moon and the stars. But it’s all a bunch of hogwash. This high imitation Rolex Submariner Green is just like that snake oil. Looks good in the bottle, but it don’t do nothin’ for ya. Except maybe give ya a rash. They look like the real watch, but they are not. If you buy them, you will lose your money.
You remember that, now. Don’t be fooled by shiny things. Look close, feel the weight, listen to the tick. And if it don’t feel right, it probably ain’t. And if you see a Rolex Submariner Green that’s too good to be true, it probably is. Especially if it ain’t from a real official flagship store. You remember that, ya hear? Don’t throw your money away on this high imitation junk. It is not good. It is bad.
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